Patient: Doc, I work like a beaver, eat like a horse and am sick as a dog. What should I do? Doctor: No idea. I’m not a veterinarian.

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A pharmaceutical rep visited a physician to pitch some new drugs marketed especially for women having trouble with their husbands: DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost PROJECTRA – Men given this experimental […]

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Psychiatrist: So you’re saying you’re happy to pay taxes? When did that start?

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A woman, who was pregnant for nine months, was going to the pharmacy. Her sister was suspecting that she might be pregnant as well and asked her to buy her a pregnancy test. The pharmacist looked at the woman and said: -Honey, I can save you $15 right now. You’re definitely going to have a […]

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On a crossroad, a car hits a pedestrian. The car driver gets out of the car, rushes to the pedestrian, and says: – You are lucky, I am a doctor! The pedestrian rises his head and replies: – And you are not, I am a lawyer!

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Psychologist to his patient: – What was the reason for the end of your first marriage? – The reason was death. – Whose death?

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Doctor to the patient: – How many kids do you have? – Three. – How many of them are girls? – None. – And boys?

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Doctor to the patient: – What is the date of your birth? – June 5 – What year? – Every year…

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