Medical Jokes and Teasers Archives | Medical News Bulletin Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place Tue, 18 Jun 2024 15:50:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Brain Teaser https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/brain-teaser-january-11/ https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/brain-teaser-january-11/#respond Fri, 09 Jun 2023 14:30:00 +0000 http://www.medicalnewsbulletin.com/?p=11877 Medical News Bulletin - Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place

A policeman detained four suspects for a theft case. Alex: Hey, I didn’t do it! Ben: Alex did it. Clara: I did not do it! Denis: Ben did it. Only one suspect told the truth. Who was the thief? Answer: Clara. Since only one suspect told the truth, the thief is either Alex or Clara. […]

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Joke Of The Day – June 2 https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-day-veterinarian/ https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-day-veterinarian/#respond Fri, 02 Jun 2023 13:00:00 +0000 https://www.medicalnewsbulletin.com/?p=19506 Medical News Bulletin - Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place

Patient: Doc, I work like a beaver, eat like a horse and am sick as a dog. What should I do? Doctor: No idea. I’m not a veterinarian.

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Joke Of The Day – March 31 https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-of-the-day-16/ https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-of-the-day-16/#respond Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:00:00 +0000 http://www.medicalnewsbulletin.com/?p=4018 Medical News Bulletin - Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place

A pharmaceutical rep visited a physician to pitch some new drugs marketed especially for women having trouble with their husbands: DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost PROJECTRA – Men given this experimental […]

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Joke Of The Day – February 26 https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-of-the-day-18/ https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-of-the-day-18/#respond Sun, 26 Feb 2023 12:00:00 +0000 http://www.medicalnewsbulletin.com/?p=5316 Medical News Bulletin - Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place

Psychiatrist: So you’re saying you’re happy to pay taxes? When did that start?

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Joke Of The Day – February 28 https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-day-february-28/ https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-day-february-28/#respond Thu, 28 Feb 2019 14:00:36 +0000 https://www.medicalnewsbulletin.com/?p=12863 Medical News Bulletin - Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place

A woman, who was pregnant for nine months, was going to the pharmacy. Her sister was suspecting that she might be pregnant as well and asked her to buy her a pregnancy test. The pharmacist looked at the woman and said: -Honey, I can save you $15 right now. You’re definitely going to have a […]

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Joke Of The Day – February 26 https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-day-february-26/ https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-day-february-26/#respond Tue, 26 Feb 2019 14:00:41 +0000 https://www.medicalnewsbulletin.com/?p=12859 Medical News Bulletin - Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place

On a crossroad, a car hits a pedestrian. The car driver gets out of the car, rushes to the pedestrian, and says: – You are lucky, I am a doctor! The pedestrian rises his head and replies: – And you are not, I am a lawyer!

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Brain Teaser https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/brain-teaser-february-25/ https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/brain-teaser-february-25/#respond Mon, 25 Feb 2019 14:00:24 +0000 https://www.medicalnewsbulletin.com/?p=12744 Medical News Bulletin - Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place

There were two twins. One of them was sleeping 8 hours a day, and the other one was sleeping 6 hours a day, every day. They were living like this until they turned 72 years old. How many years did each of them spend sleeping?

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Joke Of The Day – February 24 https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-day-february-24/ https://medicalnewsbulletin.com/joke-day-february-24/#respond Sun, 24 Feb 2019 14:00:50 +0000 https://www.medicalnewsbulletin.com/?p=12854 Medical News Bulletin - Daily Medical News, Health News, Clinical Trials And Clinical Research, Medical Technology, Fitness And Nutrition News–In One Place

Psychologist to his patient: – What was the reason for the end of your first marriage? – The reason was death. – Whose death?

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